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　　A 　　Customer: What are these pennies (硬币)in my soup? 　　Waiter: Well, sir, you said you’d stop eating here ifthere wasn’t some change in the food.
　　B
　　Hal：Grandma cured (治愈)Grandpa of biting his nails (咬指甲).
　　Sal：How did she do it?
　　Hal：She hid his false teeth(假牙).
　　C
　　A：Pardon me, sir, but do you know the way to the post office?
　　B：No, I’m afraid I don’t.
　　A：Well, it’s two blocks up this street and three blocks to the right.
　　D
　　Mr Jones: If Mr Simmons comes in to see me today, tell him I’m out.
　　Receptionist：Yes, sir.
　　Mr Jones：And don’t let him catch(发觉)you doing any work, or he won’t believe you.
　　E
　　Tom：Did you mark(做记号)the spot where you caught all those fish?
　　Sam：Yes, I put a bix X on the side of the boat.
　　Tom：But suppose(假定)we don’t get the same boat next time.
　　F
　　Customer：There’s a dead fly in my soup.
　　Waiter：What do you want us to do―have a funeral(葬礼)？
　　G
　　Doctor：You’re coughing more easily this morning.
　　Patient：I should. I’ve been practicing all night.
　　H
　　Mr Jones：Why can’t I park(停车)here?
　　Policeman：Read the sign(告示).
　　Mr Jones: I did. It says,“Fine for parking.”so I parked.
　　注：fine有两个含义：①好的；②罚款。
　　I
　　Mrs Upton：(to new maid女仆)Will you make me up tomorrow morning?
　　New maid：Certainly, madam―just ring me.
　　J
　　LittleBobby: I’ve got a stomachache(胃痛).
　　Aune Tess：That’s because you haven’t eaten and your stomach is empty, so is hurts.
　　Little Bobby：Now I know why Uncle Harry has headache all the time. His head must be empty too.
　　K
　　Father(spanking 打……的屁股son)：The only reason l’m punishing you is because I love you.
　　Son：I’m sure glad if you hate me.
　　L
　　Nancy：Our new next-door neighbour must be very poor.
　　Karen: Why do you say that?
　　Nancy: You should have heard the big fuss they made when their baby swallowed(吞)a penny.
　　注：make fuss 大惊小怪
　　M
　　Ned: Pardon me for walking on your feet.
　　Ted: That’s okay.I often walk on them myself.
　　注：walk on one’s feet 踩……的脚
　　N
　　Jess：A snowball hit my hat and I didn’t feel it one bit.
　　Tess：How come?
　　Less：Because I lent my hat to Carl to wear.
　　O
　　Ron：Are Ted’s feet big?
　　Don：I don’t know. I’ve never seen him with his shoes off.
　　P
　　Aunt(to nephew)：My dear, you’ve put on some weight(增加体重)，haven’t you?
　　Nephew：I hope so. I only weighted 8 pounds when I was born.
　　Q
　　Teacher: Who was the first man to travel around the earth?
　　Boy: The man in the moon.

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