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    Reebok Questions Funny,Questions

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      1.When does eleven plus two equal one?   On a watch face.   2.A police officer has a brother, but the brother has no brother.
      How can this be?
      The police officer is woman.
      3.What country is useful at mealtime.
      China.
      4.What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?
      The temperature.
      5.Why is writing called handwriting?
      If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.
      6.What goes up but never comes down?
      Your age.
      7.Why can’tit rain for two days continually?
      Because there is always a night in between.
      8.What is the most important thing in the world?
      The letter E, because it is first in everybody and everyting.
      9.What kind of car drives over water?
      Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.
      10.What always speaks the truth but doesn’t say a word?
      A mirror.
      11.What bell never rings?
      A dumbbell(哑铃).
      12.Why is U the happy letter?
      Because it is always in the middle of fun.
      13.What girls are always unlucky?
      Miss Chance and Miss Fortune.
      注:miss 可表示“错过,未得到”。chance机会;fortune运气,财富。
      14.What travels round the earth without using a single drop of suel(燃料)?
      The moon.
      15.What is there in your house that ought to be looked into?
      A mirror.
      16.Which is the strongest day of the week?
      Sunday ,because all the rest are weak(与week同音)days.
      17.Why does the robber steal only from the rich?
      Because the poor have no money.
      18.I have a head and a tail, but no body. What am I?
      A coin.
      注:coin硬币的正、反两面用head和tail来表示。
      19.I am something that can run but can’t walk.What am I?
      Water.
      20.I am something that makes everyting visible, but I am myself unseen. What am I?
      Light.

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