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　　My mother is always busy 　　Teacher: Your father did homework for you again, didn’t he?
　　Student: Yes, he did. My mother is always so busy, she doesn’t have any time to do homework for me.
　　妈妈总是那么忙
　　老师：这回又是你爸爸替你写的作业吧，是吗？
　　学生：当然是啦。妈妈总是那么忙，哪有时间呀！
　　I want to shout
　　My daughter often shouts when she isn’t satisfied with anything. I tell her that it’s not good to do like that. Once she did so again, I stopped her and asked if she had any requirements and promised that I would make her satisfied. She answered, “I just want to shout.”
　　我想大声嚷嚷
　　女儿经常是遇到不满意的事就大声嚷嚷。我告诉她这很不好。有一次她又这样，我制止了她，问她有什么要求，并承诺一定满足她。她回答说：“我就想大声嚷嚷。”
　　
　　Which zoo did we use to live in？
　　One day, Tom’s father took Tom to a zoo. When they came to Monkey Hill, Tom was attracted by those lovely monkeys, “Dad, how clever these monkeys are! When they eat bananas, they act like people. ” The father told Tom that human beings were evolved from monkeys. Tom agreed with his father. After a while, Tom asked, “Which zoo did we use to live in, dad?”
　　我们原来住哪个动物园？
　　一天，汤姆的爸爸带着汤姆去动物园。来到猴山时，汤姆被那群可爱的猴子吸引住了：“爸爸，猴子好聪明哦！它们连吃香蕉的样子也跟人差不多。”爸爸趁机给汤姆讲人是从猴子进化来的，汤姆听得连连点头。过了一会儿，汤姆问：“爸爸，我们原来住哪个动物园呀？”
　　An Essay
　　“Now, children,” said the teacher, “I want you to write me an essay without a theme—just put down what is in you.”
　　Ten minutes later Jimmy handed in the following:
　　“In me there is a heart, a lung, and an appendix. And there is a stomach with two pieces of bread and butter, an apple, and five caramels.”
　　一篇作文
　　“现在，孩子们，”老师说，“我要你们写篇没有主题的作文——肚子里有什么就写什么。”
　　十分钟后，吉米交上来这样一篇东西：
　　“我肚子里有心，肺和肠子。还有一个胃，里面有两片抹黄油的面包、一个苹果和五块奶糖。”
　　（左庆供稿）

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