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　　JOKES 开怀一笑　　　　The New Boss 这个老板真牛　　A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
　　
　　On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!
　　
　　The CEO, walks up the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"
　　
　　Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200 a week. Why?"
　　
　　The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, "Here"s a week"s pay. Now GET OUT and don"t come back!"
　　
　　Feeling pretty good about his first cleansing of a slacker, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker was doing here?"
　　
　　With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Delivering pizza."
　　
　　The Hole-Diggers 种树高手
　　Two guys are working for the city. One digs holes, the other fills them up. A man watching them can"t understand what they"re doing. Finally, he says, "I see how hard you guys are working, but I"m confused: one of you digs a hole, but then your partner just fills it up again! What"s the point?" The hole-digger says, "Yeah, the guy who plants the trees is sick today."
　　
　　Useless Facts 趣味大百科
　　
　　1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
　　2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.
　　3. The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.
　　4. City with the most Rolls Royces per capita: Hong Kong.
　　5. The only animal besides humans that can get sunburn is the pig.
　　
　　
　　Dog Quotations 足球妙语
　　
　　Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it"s much more important than that.
　　Bill Shankly, Scottish football manager
　　
　　I"ve never timed myself over 100m, but I have done a test over
　　shorter distances, 20m or 30m, with and without the ball. What"s strange is that I"m faster with the ball than without it.
　　Ronaldo, Brazilian footballer
　　
　　Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans win.
　　Gary Lineker, sports broadcaster and former England international footballer
　　
　　
　　Other countries have their history. Uruguay has its football.
　　Ondino Viera, Uruguayan footballer
　　
　　
　　Funny Pictures 搞笑图片
　　

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