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　　A 　　Manny：Do these stairs take you to the ninth floor? 　　Danny：No，you have to walk by yourself.
　　B
　　Ned：Why do you always wear two watches?
　　Ted：I need one to see how slow the other one is.
　　C
　　Teacher(taking attendance点名）：Morgan Smith.
　　Jason：Absent.
　　Teacher：Quiet，Jason. Let Morgan speak for himself.
　　D
　　Absent-minded professor：Where are my shoes?
　　Student：They’re on your feet.
　　Absent-minded professor：So they are. It’s a good thing you saw them，or I would have gone home without them.
　　E
　　Nurse to absent-minded professor in hospital：Professor，the doctor’s here.
　　Absent-minded professor：Tell him I can’t see him right now. I’m too sick.
　　F
　　Wille：What makes you think I’m stupid?
　　Millie：Well，yesterday when I said hello，you couldn’t think of an answer.
　　G
　　Teacher：Willie，what，besides a supersonic jet（超音速飞机），goes faster than the speed of sound?
　　Willie：My aunt Jenny when she talks.
　　H
　　Sally：Why are you wearing your socks inside out（袜子反穿）？
　　Stanley：Because there’s a hole on the outside.
　　I
　　Farmer Brown：My lazy new farmhand（长工）broke two spade handles（铁锹柄）yesterday.
　　Farmer Jones：Because of working hard?
　　Farmer Brown：No，leaning（斜靠）on them.
　　J
　　Genius：I have just invented a way to get eggs without chickens.
　　Farmer：That’s fantastic（奇妙的）！How?
　　Genius：Raise（饲养）ducks.
　　K
　　City visitor：How do you find the mosquitoes（蚊子）here in the summer?
　　Farmer：You don’t have to find them―they can find you.
　　L
　　Mac：Do you know how to drive a car?
　　Moe：I thought I did，until I had a short discussion with a policeman yesterday.
　　M
　　Rick：They say this lake has no bottom（底）.
　　Nick：How can they say that? Look，the water is only halfway up those ducks over there.
　　N
　　Dan：Did you hear about the graduation ceremony（毕业典礼）at night schoot?
　　Ann：No，what about it?
　　Dan：Everybody wore a nightcap（睡帽）and nightgown（睡衣）.
　　O
　　Mother：Did you eat all the cookies，Tom?
　　Tom：I didn’t touch one.
　　Mother：That’s strange.There’s only one left.
　　Tom：That’s the one I didn’t touch.
　　P
　　Scientist：Tell me how fast light travels.
　　Assistant：The same way slow light travels.
　　注：注意how fast 和 fast light 的两种不同理解。
　　Q
　　Patient：Doctor，you must do something for me. I snore（打鼾）so loudly that I wake myself up.
　　Doctor：In that case，I advise you to sleep in another room.

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