FUNNY ELVES是什么品牌 [FUNNY,TALKS]

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　　A 　　Worried mother: Why is your report card always so bad? 　　Kenny: Mommy,I can’t help it. I don’t sit next to any smart kids.
　　B
　　Popliceman: You can’t park by the fireplug.
　　Lady: Why not?The sign says FINE FOR PARKING.
　　注:fireplug消防龙头。fine①好的;②罚款。
　　C
　　Ethel:That’s very strange. I notice you have on one green sock and one red sock.
　　Al: I’ll tell you something even stranger. I’ve got another pair at home just like them!
　　D
　　Doctor:How is the boy who swallowed the half dollar?
　　Nurse:No change yet,sir.
　　注:swallow吞;change①变化;②找头。
　　E
　　Lady to policeman(Standing in the middle of the street):Can you tell me how to get to the hospital?
　　Policeman:Just keep standing where you are.
　　注:警察的回答指一直站在马路中间,暗喻有交通事故的危险。
　　F
　　Father:Didn’t you promise to be a good boy?
　　Ben:Yes, father.
　　Father: And didn’t I promise you no spending money if you were bad?
　　Ben:Yes, father. But since I’ve broken my promise, you can break yours.
　　注:break a promise 违反诺言。注意对话中小孩运用的逻辑推理。
　　G
　　Mother:Did you thank Mrs Porter for the lovely party?
　　Little boy:No, I didn’t. The girl ahead of me thanked her and Mrs Potter said:“Don’t mention it.”So I didn’t.
　　注:Don’t mention it.①别客气;②别提它了。
　　H
　　Woody: My father played on his high school basketball team.He can’t remember them ever losing a game.
　　Wendy: They must have had a great team.
　　Woody: No, he just has a terrible memory!
　　I
　　First bird(Looking at jet plane): Look at that bird fly.
　　Secend bird: If my tail were on fire. I’d be that fast too.
　　注:tail尾巴;on fire着火;jet plane 喷气式飞机。
　　J
　　Father: Toy, why don’t you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
　　Toy: What was it?
　　Father: Eggs.
　　Toy: Wrong. It was yesterday.
　　K
　　Debbie: Did you know that we are related?
　　Friend: Goodness, how can that be?
　　Debbie: Your dog and my dog are brothers.
　　注:related ①相关的;②有亲戚关系的。

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