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    Anecdotes,逸事趣闻|趣闻逸事的意思

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      A   Once Albert Einsten was asked for a mathematical formula(公式) for success in his life, he answered: “If A is success in life, the formulais is, A equals X plus Y plus Z, X being work and Y being play.”
      “And waht is Z?”he was asked.
      “Z,”he said,“is keeping your mouth shut.”
      B
      Socrates(古希腊哲学家苏格拉底) had troubles in his marital(婚姻的) life. Out of it he gave the youth a piece of advice:“If you get a good wife, you will become very happy; If you get a bad one, you will become a philosopher(哲学家)―and that is good for every man.”
      C
      A philosopher who went to call on a sick friend was told at the door:“He is already departed.(离开,去世)”
      “Well, tell him I called,”replied the philosopher.
      D
      A talkative barber trimmed(修剪) the beard(胡子)of King Archelaus and asked:“How shall I cut?”
      “In silence,”replied the King.
      E
      Gilbert Stuart, the early American portrait painter, once met a lady on the street in Boston. The lady saluted(向……致意) him with mirth(欢笑),“Ah!Mr Stuart, I’ve just seen your miniature(纤细画), and kissed it, because it was so much like you.”
      “And did it kiss you in return?”
      “Of course not!”she answered, laughing.
      “Then,” said Stuart, “it was not like me.”
      F
      One day Mark Twain read an announcement(广告) of his death on a newspaper. He hastened(急忙) to the editor(编辑)to protest(抗议).
      “I’m very sorry,”the editor replied.“It’s a terrible mistake, but it’s too late to do much about it. The best thing I can do for you is to put in the Birth Column(出生广告栏) tomorrow morning and give you a new start.”

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