FUNNY,TALKS FUNNY ELVES是什么品牌

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　　A 　　Nurse:There’s a man outside with a wooden leg named Smith. 　　Doctor:What’s the name of his other leg?
　　
　　B
　　Patient:Doctor, if a person’s brain stops working, does he die?
　　Doctor:How can you ask such a stupid question? You’re alive, aren’t you?
　　
　　C
　　Nell:I always get sick the night before I take a trip.
　　Bell:Then why don’t you leave a day earlier?
　　
　　D
　　Father:How did Joe do on his history exam?
　　Mother:Not too well, but it wasn’t his fault. They asked him about things that happened before he was even born.
　　
　　E
　　Len:I’ve been in a city much foggier than London.
　　Ben:Where was that?
　　Len:It was too foggy to tell.
　　
　　F
　　Joe:Did you visit the Black Sea on your world trip?
　　Moe:Sure did. I even filled my fountain pen there.
　　
　　G
　　Rick:I’ve eaten beef all my life, and now I’m as strong as an ox.
　　Dick:That’s funny. I’ve eaten fish all my life, but I can’t even swim.
　　
　　H
　　Teacher:Bob, can you explain inflation(通货膨胀)?
　　Bob:Sure. Every time my dad pays the bill(付钱), he blows up(发脾气). That’s inflation.
　　
　　I
　　Husband (at airport):I wish we had brought the TV with us.
　　Wife:Why?
　　Husband:I left our tickets at home on top of it.
　　
　　J
　　Harry:My big brother shaves(剃须) every day.
　　Henry:My brother shaves fifty times a day.
　　Harry:Is he crazy(古怪的,疯狂的)?
　　Henry:No, he’s a barber.
　　
　　K
　　Teacher:Tell me the truth now. Who really did your homework?
　　Johnnie:My father.
　　Teacher:All alone?It’s all wrong.
　　Johnnie:Well, I helped him with it.
　　
　　L
　　Son:Pop, will you give me ten cents for a poor man who’s crying outside?
　　Pop:OK, son, here it is. What’s he crying about?
　　Son:He’s crying,“Fresh roasted peanuts(炒花生),ten cents a bag.”
　　
　　M
　　Old lady:Little girl, your brother has been crying for ten minutes. Can’t you cheer him up(使……高兴)?
　　Girl:Did you ever try to cheer up someone who has just eaten five bananas, three hot dogs and two ice-cream cones?
　　
　　N
　　Teacher:Maths is a very exact(精确的)science. For example, if one man can build a garage in twelve days, twelve men can build it in one day.
　　Johnny:Then if one ship can cross the ocean in twelve days, I suppose twelve ships can cross it in one day.
　　
　　O
　　Little boy:The grocer(杂货店主)said I could help myself to(自用) some candy, but I waited until he gave it to me himself.Mother:Why?
　　Little boy:His hand was bigger than mine.
　　
　　P
　　Patient:Doctor, I’m having trouble with my memory. I can’t remember a thing.
　　Doctor:How long have you had this condition?
　　Patient:How long have I had what condition?
　　
　　QTeacher:Jim, when was the great depression(美30年代大萧条)?
　　Jim:Last week when I got my report card(成绩单).
　　
　　谜底:赵易远月

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