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　　河南朱月贤李欢欢张艺编译　　　　Look After the Door 　　Li Lei’s mother went to see a friend. She told Li Lei to look after the door at home. Li Lei said，“No problem! Leave it to me.”
　　After a while，a neighborhood kid，Liu Ming，came to see him and said，“There will be a movie in our village. Let’s go and see it together!”
　　“But mom asked me to look after the door，I would like to go but I can’t.”
　　Liu Ming thought for a while and said，“It doesn’t matter. Why not pull out the door and carry it?”
　　Li Lei agreed，“I can both look after the door and see the movie then.” They carried the door and went to see the movie happily.
　　
　　看门
　　李雷的妈妈要去看一个朋友，要李雷在家看门。李雷满口答应说：“没问题，你放心去吧。”
　　妈妈出门不久，邻居小伙伴刘明来找李雷，对他说：“我们村里放电影，咱们去看吧。”
　　“我妈妈叫我看门，我想去，但去不了。”
　　刘明想了想说：“咱们把门摘下来，抬着它去看电影。”
　　李雷说：“对，这样我既可以看门，又可以看电影了。”
　　于是，两个人就抬着门高高兴兴地去看电影了。
　　
　　Swimming Lesson
　　Tom had his first swimming lesson. After an hour，he said to his coach，“Can we stop practicing now?”
　　The coach asked，“Why?”
　　Tom said，“I can’t drink any more!”
　　
　　游泳课
　　这是汤姆第一次上游泳课。一个小时后，他对教练说：“今天是不是就练到这儿?” 教练问：“为什么?” 汤姆说：“我实在是喝不下去了!”
　　
　　Iron in Spinach
　　Jim：Mum，you wanted me to be an honest boy. Buy why did you cheat me?
　　Mum：How did I cheat you?
　　Jim：You often tell me to eat more spinach. You say it has much iron in it. But just now I tested it with a magnet for a long time，I didn’t get any iron at all.
　　
　　菠菜里的铁
　　吉姆：妈妈，你要我做一个诚实的孩子，可是你自己还骗我!
　　妈妈：我骗你什么了，孩子?
　　吉姆：你经常要我多吃菠菜，说菠菜里含有铁，但是里面根本没有铁!
　　妈妈：你怎么知道呢?
　　吉姆：我刚才用吸铁石吸了半天菠菜，结果什么也没有吸出来。
　　
　　Buy Another Belly
　　It is Ming Ming’s birthday. Mom wants to buy him a present.
　　Mom：What present do you want?
　　Ming Ming：A big cake.
　　Mom：Anything else?
　　Ming Ming：Another cake.
　　Mom：So many cakes，can your belly hold them.
　　Ming Ming：Then，buy me another belly.
　　
　　再要一个肚子
　　明明过生日，妈妈准备给他买礼物。
　　妈妈：你想要什么礼物?
　　明明：我想要一个大蛋糕。
　　妈妈：还想要什么?
　　明明：再要一个大蛋糕。
　　妈妈：你要这么多蛋糕干吗?肚子能装得下吗?
　　明明：那你就再给我买个肚子吧。
　　
　　Misunderstanding
　　Teacher：Who can explain “Man goes up and water goes down”?
　　Dongdong：If you stand upstairs and pour water from upstairs，it means “Water goes down”. The man downstairs comes upstairs and quarrels with you，then it means “Man goes up”.
　　
　　误解
　　老师：谁能解释一下“人往高处走，水往低处流”的意思?
　　东东：你站在楼上泼水，就是“水往低处流”，楼下被泼上水的人上楼来找你麻烦，就是“人往高处走”。
　　
　　He Won
　　Tommy：How is your little brother，Johnny?
　　Johnny：He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
　　Tommy：That’s too bad. How did that happen?
　　Johnny：We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window，and he won.
　　
　　他赢了
　　汤姆：约翰尼，你的小弟弟好吗?
　　约翰尼：他有病卧床了。他受了伤。
　　汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿?
　　约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
　　
　　I Have His Ear in My Pocket
　　Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked him，“What happened?” “A kid bit me，” replied Ivan.
　　“Would you recognize him if you see him again?” asked his mother.
　　“I’d know him anywhere，” said Ivan. “I have his ear in my pocket.”
　　
　　他的耳朵在我衣兜里
　　伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。妈妈问他：“发生了什么事?”“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
　　“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。
　　“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”

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