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　　（A）　　Theater manager: Madam, you may not take that dog into the theater. I’m sorry it is not permitted（允许）.
　　Woman: That’s ridiculous（荒唐可笑的）！What harm（危害）could the movies（影片）do to a little dog like this?
　　（B）
　　Jimmy: Hey, Dad, there’s a big black cat in the dining room.
　　Dad: That’s all right, Jimmy. Black cats are lucky.
　　Jimmy: But this one ate your dinner.
　　（C）
　　Teacher: Milton, how can you prove the earth is round?
　　Milton: I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.
　　（D）
　　Sam: Rome was built during the night.
　　Teacher: The night!Where did you ever get such an idea?
　　Sam: Well, everyone knows that Rome wasn’t built in a day.
　　（E）
　　Farmer’s wife: Do you mind eating yesterday’s soup?
　　Farmhand: Not at all.
　　Farmer’s wife: Well, then come back tomorrow.
　　（F）
　　George: Daddy, may I please have a dollar?
　　Father: But I gave you a dollar yesterday, George. Don’t you know the value（价值）of money?
　　George: Sure. If I didn’t, why would I keep asking you for some?
　　（G）
　　Jack: Yesterday, I saw you running down the street pushing your bicycle.
　　Jim: Yes, I was late for an appointment（约会）and didn’t have time to get on.
　　（H）
　　Randy: I can be sick for nothing（免费医疗）because my father is a doctor.
　　Sandy: That’s nothing. I can be good for nothing（游手好闲者）because my father is a minister.
　　（I）
　　Teacher: It’s the Law（法律；定律）of gravity（重力）that keeps us from falling off the earth.
　　Silly Suzie: What kept us from falling off before the law was passed?
　　（J）
　　Teacher: Sam, if you had three apples and ate one, how many would you have?
　　Sam: Three.
　　Teacher: Yes. Two outside and one inside.
　　（K）
　　Teacher: Now, class, are there any questions?
　　Dan: Yes. Where do those words go when you rub（擦）them off the blackboard?
　　（L）
　　Teacher: If you stood with your back to the north and faced due south（正南方）, what would be on your left hand?
　　Tom: Fingers.
　　（M）
　　Teacher: We know that heat causes（使）an object（物体）to expand（膨胀）and cold causes it to contract（收缩）. Now, can anyone give me a good example?
　　Todd: Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short.
　　（N）
　　Patrick: I once had to live on a can（罐头）of beans for three days.
　　Michael: My goodness!Weren’t you afraid of falling off?
　　（O）
　　Ann: I’m saving some money to buy one of those small Japanese radios.
　　Nan: How are you going to understand what they’re saying?
　　（P）
　　Customer（雇客）: Is this a second-hand（旧货；秒针）store?
　　Clerk（店员）：Yes.
　　Customer: Good, I’d like to buy one for my watch.

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