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　　Father’s Advice 　　Son: Daddy, I think I must go to see the doctor. My teacher says there is something wrong with my ears.
　　Dad: What’s the matter?
　　Son: Things always go into my left ear and out of my right ear in class.
　　Dad: Oh, that’s nothing serious, my boy. From now on, when you are listening to the teacher in class you put some cotton in your right ear.
　　父亲的忠告
　　儿子:爸爸,我想我得去看医生了,老师说我的耳朵有毛病｡
　　爸爸:怎么啦?
　　儿子:在课堂上听讲时,我经常左耳进,右耳出｡
　　爸爸:哦,那没有什么严重的,孩子｡从现在起,当你在课堂上听老师讲课时,用棉花塞住你的右耳朵｡
　　
　　A Silly Boy
　　Mum: Sam, what’s the weather like today?
　　Sam: It is so cloudy that I can’t see clearly.
　　傻孩子
　　妈妈:萨姆,今天天气怎么样?
　　萨姆:天阴得很厉害,我看不清楚｡
　　
　　A Good Deal
　　A man entered an electric shop and asked the shopkeeper if he had a cheap refrigerator.
　　“You are in luck today, sir,” said the keeper. “You can save half of your money if you buy this one now.”
　　“Great,” replied the customer, “I’ll take two and then I can save all my money.”
　　一桩好买卖
　　一个人走进一家家用电器商店,问店主有没有便宜的冰箱｡
　　“先生,您今天运气真好,”店主说,“如果现在买这种冰箱,你可以省一半钱｡”
　　“好极了,”那位顾客说,“我买两台,这样我就可以省下我所有的钱了｡”
　　
　　Running Home
　　A man had waited for half an hour for the bus； at last the bus came, but it was so crowded that the man could not get on. He became very angry and ran home after the bus.
　　His wife was surprised to see him quite out of breath and asked him the reason.
　　“I ran after the bus home and saved twenty cents,” he replied.
　　“You fool, why didn’t you run after a taxi and you might have saved ten dollars!” his wife retorted.
　　跑回家
　　一个男子在等公共汽车,等了半个多小时才过来一辆车｡然而,车上太挤了,他挤不上去｡这人一气之下,便跟在汽车后面往家跑｡
　　回到家后,妻子看到他上气不接下气的样子,很奇怪,就问他原因｡
　　“我今天跟在公共汽车后面跑了回来,省了二十美分呢!”他回答道｡
　　他的妻子立刻说:“你这笨蛋!你怎么不跟在出租汽车后边跑呢?那样你可以省十美元呢!”
　　
　　杨艳丽／供稿

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